pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

scottish:

danswordsofdistraction:

scottish:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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I’ve just noticed the amazing color of his eyes, wow. So sexy

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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals)

666-for-you-glen-coco:

feed-me-fitness:

amburgurandfries:

enterthedreamatorium:

If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly in life

people like this are the reason i cant believe anyone calling me pretty.

the last comment just hurts so bad cause I can relate so much 

i feel this.

(Source: princess-neville)

(Source: cuntakinte)

mojyamon:

*friend gets attacked*

me:

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australian-government:

OMFG SOMEONE MESSAGED DRAKE’S DAD I CaN’T FUCKING BREATHE

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

(Source: sunflora-seeds)